3 days ago on 28 July 2014 @ 12:49am + 195,836 notes
via memewhore (originally metrogoon)

chickenfriedwalrus:

irenigg:

metrogoon:

If you’d rather go to a club than a museum, you deserve to be unhappy.

museum? what the fuck is in a museum? they got bitches in museums? alive bitches?

"If you’d rather do things that I wouldn’t do, I hate you because I’m an elitist asshole" -metrogoon 2014

3 days ago on 28 July 2014 @ 12:33am + 160,754 notes
via memewhore (originally fauxmulder)

davidduspookyspackage:

when i understand fandom jokes from a fandom i’m not even in

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1 week ago on 24 July 2014 @ 12:11am + 356,191 notes
via kingsleyyy (originally hospitalstays)

hospitalstays:

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school cum

1 week ago on 23 July 2014 @ 1:53am + 368,354 notes
via memewhore (originally browstache)
1 week ago on 23 July 2014 @ 1:19am + 832 notes
via jessepinkmanstears (originally haleyjamess)
# fuck

Maybe now you’ll listen. Maybe now you’ll use your damn head. You know, you never believed in me. You were never grateful for anything I did for this family. "Oh, no. Walt. Walt, you have to stop. You have to stop this. It’s immoral. It’s illegal. Someone might get hurt." You’re always whining and complaining about how I make my money, just dragging me down. While I do everything. And now– now you tell my son what I do after I’ve told you and told you to keep your damn mouth shut. You stupid bitch. How dare you?

1 week ago on 23 July 2014 @ 12:08am + 134,373 notes
via blackmormon (originally sandandglass)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 11:20pm + 123,742 notes
via blackmormon (originally camp-camp-camp-it-up)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 11:00pm + 97,899 notes
via memewhore (originally zggamarchive)

zggamarchive:

when you think you can trust someone but then they go and use your comb

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1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 11:00pm + 1,380 notes
via memewhore (originally wigglemore)
We thought this is how the series should end, just like “Ok”. - Jason Alexander (DVD commentary)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 10:41pm + 41,848 notes
via illvsion (originally aiajeanofficial)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 10:28pm + 74,326 notes
via memewhore (originally orangeis)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 8:11pm + 51,173 notes
via memewhore (originally shuckl)
1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 8:10pm + 374,171 notes
via memewhore (originally roughness)

roavaswardrobe:

assvvipe:

summer lovin
had me a blast
summer lovin
dick in my ass

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1 week ago on 22 July 2014 @ 12:50am + 3,832 notes
via unintendedsober (originally arcticm-onkeys)
Has it been worth it, LA? x
1 week ago on 21 July 2014 @ 10:29pm + 198,471 notes
via iexcuseyourface (originally wherewentz)

darthxochitl:

dicktho:

wherewentz:

2007 was so important

"they called me gay" as if he didnt watch hsm where he hopped on ryans dick

"I struggled with having boobs"

gold